Here's the sign to end it all. Print it out in PPT Format ... and slap it on your door. Wait for them to show up, and when they knock ... tell them (through the door) "just a minute, I've got to get undressed". LOL - If we're going to be harrased by these birds, we might just as well have some fun with it. (The leaf on his groin, can be remoed in Powerpoint.)